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Stern's fans struggle with cosmic shift
07/31/97
By Nancy Kruh / The Dallas Morning News
Perhaps a support group should be started, or maybe even a 12-step program.
Howard Stern fans in the Dallas area have been trying just about everything
else this week to cope with the silencing locally of their favorite talk-radio
personality. On Monday, the irreverent morning show was dropped by "The
Eagle" KEGL-FM (97.1).
The station had decided earlier this month not to renew the show. Then, with
six weeks still left on the contract, KEGL abruptly chose to replace the show
with rock music.
The sudden action sent Mr. Stern's hard-core fans into the throes of
cold-turkey withdrawal.
"I'm completely lost; I'm devastated," says Tracie Hoard, a 26-year-old
insurance claims analyst who lives in North Dallas. "I know that sounds like
an exaggeration, but for five years, if I can't listen to him, I tape him."
Every weekday, Ms. Hoard has set her alarm for 6 a.m., an hour earlier than
she has to get up, just so she can loll and listen to Mr. Stern's first hour. On
Tuesday, with the alarm still set for 6, all she could do was lie in bed and
languidly listen to nothing.
Mr. Stern may be silent in the area, but his fans aren't. Ms. Hoard is among
the hundreds who KEGL says have called the station to complain. She also
is among those who have phoned "The Edge" KDGE-FM (94.5), which has
opened a "Howard Stern Hotline" at (214) 787-1244. Fans have been
invited to "voice their feelings," though the station has no plans to pick up the
show.
Nor does any other Dallas-area station - a situation that has left fans
hanging onto any shred of hope that, once again, they can hear the man they
refer to simply as "Howard."
They've surfed the Net, searching for a rumored site that allows users to
download the show. No luck. They've called electronics stores, looking for
an antenna that can pick up the show from its nearest broadcaster, an FM
station in Austin. No soap.
And so they've been having to rely on their own ingenuity. Several fans each
morning have been making toll calls to the Austin station, KJFK, and asking
to be put on hold so they can listen to Mr. Stern's show.
"We've got three lines where we let people get on," says senior producer Ty
Rivers. "Most hang on for about 20 minutes."
Sharon Rubell, a 26-year-old accounting assistant in Fort Worth, has found
some relief with show synopses posted on an Internet site, but - she sighs -
it's just not the same. "I used to come in in the morning, and first thing I do is
turn on my radio," she said. "Now, I have nothing to laugh about."
William Blanton, a 25-year-old college student in Dallas, is considering
asking his grandmother in Waco to tape the show broadcast from Austin. He
also wants other fans to contact him so he can "get some sort of group
together [E-mail: wjb1@airmail.net]."
A protest is being organized by Melrose Larry Green, a Stern show regular.
He is asking fans to join him outside the KEGL headquarters from 6 to 9 p.m.
on Aug. 15.
In the meantime, fans are left to flounder - futilely searching the radio
airwaves for a replacement, trying the TV morning shows, or grimly taking
the Howard-or-nothing stance.
Which, as it turns out, has its merits. Says Mr. Blanton: "I've actually
been doing my homework instead."
Howard's sacking by the insurance agents was featured on WFAA-TV news in Dallas on Monday. For the text of the story and a RealAudio simulcast (you get to hear Audrey say "No comment"), here's the link: http://www.wfaa.com/news/28/stern.shtml Let The Word Go Forth...No Howard, No Eagle! Dallas Boycott List of KEGL advertisers
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Screw the Eagle! Send e-mail to the other rock radio stations in Dallas
and let them know that Howard is available and you want them to pick him
up! Tell them they will make a TON of cash from all the Howard fans if
they act fast!
KDGE: info@kdge.com Q102: q102@ktxq.com The Zone: www.933thezone.com/mailme.html The Eagle has signed their own death warrant! Rise up Howard fans! The hour of fan revolution has stuck! Howard Rules Dallas now and forever!
I think by now we all know Howard wasn't goofing around when he said he wouldn't be on the air in Dallas, thanks to Nationwide Insurance / Communications. Well, if you've been under a rock lately you still probably know that Howard will no longer be gracing the mornings of KEGL and Dallas for that matter. This belief was totally reenforced last week as Stuttering John got thrown out of KEGL, despite the fact that through the contract with Stern, he's an employee of the station. And it wasn't the station's people who threw him out, it was the cops. Later, Audrey the P.R. person showed how stupid Nationwide is by defending KEGL stating: "We want to be a rock station; we're number one with rock and we want to be number one with rock all day". She is a total robot... Anyway, the real reason is this: The station is willing to lose revenue in the morning to gain revenue for the rest of the day. The Howard Stern show, with all it's controversy and what-not keeps more advertisers away from the station all-together than it brings in just for the morning segment. So, Nationwide thinks this will make them more money. And, as an added bonus (probably the original reason for them dumping Stern), they will no longer be linked to the source of controversy. Sorry to say for them, this "source" of controversy is also their source of a number one morning show, and the only reason people listen to the station. Many fans have expressed that once Stern is over, the station is changed no faster than Howard can say "I'll see you tomorrow". The Eagle can't realize that the rest of the station sucks, as seen by the press release they put out, which can be found on Kevin Renzulli's site. They'll find out one way or the other... |
HOLLYWOOD (Variety) - Watching a peculiarly American pop culture creation like Howard Stern make his first media splash in the Czech Republic made traveling 15,000 miles almost bearable.
Stern's autobiographical -- not to mention auto-erotic -- feature film debut, "Private Parts," unreeled earlier this month as part of the competition lineup at the 32nd Karlovy Vary International Film Festival.
As part of his much-self-promoted crusade to be known as the King of All Media, Stern just notched another victory: Private Parts not only competed in the A-status festival race -- it took home a prize.
The Betty Thomas-directed comedy tied for the festival's Audience Award with Vladimir Michalek's "Zapomenute Svetlo (Forgotten Light)," a Czech drama about a Catholic priest in a conflict of conscience and politics.
The packed house in the Grand Hall of the town's Hotel Thermal went nuts for the raucous and ribald Stern-starring biopic, which is titled, for Czech consumption, "Soukrome Neresti," or "Private Vices," which loses Stern's point, as it were, in the translation.
The award is voted on by ballots submitted by the audiences after the screenings. For the entertainment industry conspirators among us, consider this: in this venerable spa town out in the far western corner of Bohemia, ballot-stuffing from the shock jock's rabid American fans wasn't the reason for his victory.
The Czechs and the rest of the international film buffs simply enjoyed and appreciated the quality of the film, which was noted by dozens of Stateside critics when the film made its U.S. bow earlier this year. In fact, the original strong buzz on the film set Stern up for a rare deflation when the picture wound up grossing an underwhelming $41 million domestically.
In Karlovy Vary, however, Stern got the last laugh, and on a stage filled with film and culture dignitaries from Czech president Vaclav Havel to Academy Awrd-winning director Milos Forman, "Private Parts" walked away with a trophy. Unfortunately, neither Thomas, Stern nor the film's Czech-born producer, Ivan Reitman, was on hand to savor the moment, or see the giant billboards dotting the city bearing a huge still of Stern as his Fartman character, bending over in front of an acolyte.
Which is a shame, because all of the principals on this film can appreciate the irony of Stern's scatological visage decorating the Karlovy Vary colonnade where an aged Goethe courted his lover and Beethoven strolled on afternoons long past. They'd also have gotten a genuine emotional charge out of seeing their tale of an iconoclast in conflict with a savage bureaucrat screening for an appreciative audience only a few years free of five decades of savagely bureaucratic oppression.
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channel that carries Howard Stern's highly rated show, is not worth the
channel space. Many of the Jones systems have been replacing E! for MSNBC,
the channel with "Imus In The Morning", and / or the Country Music TV channel,
featuring country music videos and interviews etc. If you have been affected
by this totalitarian decision, this is what you should do. First, boycott
the system. If you want to cancel your cable, go ahead. If you do this,
don't pay the remainder of your balance. But, I know many
people don't want to lose their TV, so if you want to keep it, simply
boycott what you can. Cancel your PAY-TV subscriptions, don't order
pay-per-view movies or events, write and call the company religiously. Do
everything you can to make them lose money. It's unfortunate that in this
day and age, money has such a strong affect. But, since it does, use it to
your advantage. Jones Intercable is switching the channels because it
saves them money, and makes people happy. They figure they won't be
inundated with the religious rite's complaints, and MSNBC / CMT probably cost
them less to carry. It's all economics... and besides, Mr. Jones lives in
Denver. He doesn't care what you think... but his wallet will.I am not a Jones subscriber, and recently I have come to the conclusion that I should be thankful for that. Your selfish business practices of dropping the E! Entertainment Network from your many city line-ups is being done with absolutely NO consideration for what your customers want. Any business specializing in bringing customers what they want and not doing it deserves to be ridiculed, and if possible, anyone who is unfortunate to have to have your service should find alternative means. You don't deserve their money, especially when they're paying you for something you can but aren't giving them.Note: If you have a cable company besides Jones, like TCI, who is doing the same thing to you, you are encouraged to boycott as well!
By Brian Lambert Staff Columnist PIONEER PLANET Anecdotally, it would seem to be quiet on the great Stern vs. KQRS front. Unless you've been places I haven't, I detect very little buzz in terms of who's listening to whom and who's losing to whom. But with Wednesday's release of the Arbitron radio ratings' so-called "rolling trends," preliminary to next month's report on the full spring quarter, it is clear Stern and the transformed WBOB (100.3 FM) are making some headway in the Twin Cities. At whose expense is a matter of discussion. Among persons 18-34, a primary demographic group sought by both KQRS and WBOB/Stern, the latter has suddenly jumped from sixth in the winter book, (January, February, March) to third in this "rolling trend," which measures March, April and May, or only one full month of Stern's impact on Twin Cities radio. (The math nerds among you can compute what effect one month out of three would have to have to move the numbers as much as it did.) Here are the rankings among persons 18-34, measuring the 6-10 a.m. morning drive of Winter '97 against the "rolling trend" of March, April and May: Rank Station Winter Rolling 1 KQRS-FM 30.4 28.3 2 KDWB-FM 10.4 10.9 3 WBOB-FM 5.4 8.3 4 KSTP-FM 7.3 7.0 5 KEGE-FM 8.8 6.7 6 KEEY-FM 6.7 5.7 7 WLTE-FM 5.1 4.7 8 KTCZ-FM 3.1 3.8 9 WCCO-AM 2.5 2.2 10 KQQL-FM 1.6 2.0 As you can see, if Stern is to be blamed (or given credit) for the slide in KQRS' numbers, the effect thus far has been minimal. But, since in many ways this is a corporate battle pitting Chancellor Broadcasting (parent company of WBOB, KDWB, KEEY, KQQL, KTCZ, KFAN and KTCJ) against Disney (parent company of KQRS, KEGE and the three low-power FMs bound together as "X105"), its interesting to note that both KQRS and KEGE are off from their winter numbers, while virtually all of the Chancellor properties have increased market share among 18- to 34-year-olds. Even KFAN-AM's morning drive (Bob Yates et al.), which some figured would be dealt a fatal blow by Stern's arrival, increased its numbers from 1.5 to a 1.7 over the period. Not much, much up is better than down. Looking at the next older demographic group, the 25- to 54-year-olds, KQRS' morning drive numbers remain strong (nearly 2 1/2 times the audience of No. 2 WCCO-AM). WBOB is up slightly, from 4.3 to 4.8. The ratings for 25- to 54-year-olds, again comparing Winter '97 to March-April-May. Rank Station Winter Rolling 1 KQRS-FM 22.7 24.9 2 WCCO-AM 11.8 9.5 3 WLTE-FM 8.0 7.8 4 KDWB-FM 5.2 5.8 5 KQQL-FM 5.5 5.7 6 KEEY-FM 6.7 5.3 7 WBOB-FM 4.3 4.8 8 KSTP-FM 5.4 4.5 9 KTCZ-FM 3.6 4.3 10 KMJZ-FM 2.5 2.7 These numbers might suggest WCCO-AM is at most peril in terms of a direct hit from the Stern arrival. But note that Disney's youth-oriented KEGE drops from 10th in the Winter '97 book (a 3.3 share) to 12th in the rolling trend, (a 2.4). WBOB operations manager, Andy Bloom, was guardedly optimistic about these first numbers to offer any kind of an indication of Stern's appeal and impact in the Twin Cities. "It's a pretty good day," said Bloom. "We're very pleased to see some progress with Rock 100.3 and Howard Stern. I think I can say the numbers are impressive." Bloom was instrumental in Stern's arrival in both Philadelphia and L.A. He ducked a question about comparing Minneapolis-St.Paul to either of those markets on the ground that "in both cases, Howard was added to ongoing formats. Here, the entire radio station was blown up when he came on the air." Bloom is referring to WBOB's switch from a cowboy-music format to its present head-banging, simultaneous with Stern's arrival in late April. The full Spring '97 Arbitron report will be out in mid-July. With it will come more specific demographic figures, specifically the battle between Stern and KQRS for younger men. Bloom has said in the past that Stern has traditionally taken a year or more to establish a large enough audience with which to springboard into numbers that would be genuinely competitive with KQRS. But by any objective measure -- and the Arbitron system is the only one we've got -- Stern and WBOB are off to an excellent start in Minnesota.
It turns out that what seemed to be a justified station switch in San Diego,
from 91.1fm XTRA (Transmitted and licensed from Mexico) to US-based
105.3fm KIOZ, had a lot more to do with just simply transmitter location.
May 27, 1997
Howard Stern's radio show was moved April 30 from 91X/FM to Rock105.3/FM. That's an undisputed fact.
But what is in dispute is why Jacor Broadcasting -- which operates both stations -- moved 91X's highest-rated show to Rock105.3.
According to documents obtained by The San Diego Union-Tribune, the owner of 91X/FM, a Rosarito Beach-based firm known as XETRA Comunicaciones, was forced to remove Stern from 91X/FM to avoid disciplinary sanctions by the Mexican government.
A copy of a letter from XETRA's attorney to Enrique Rubio, Mexico's director general of the Department of Radio, Television and Cinematography, states that XETRA/FM agreed to "suspend starting April 30 the program of Howard Stern that is presently broadcasting on this station."
Those Spanish-language documents contradict statements made by the management of 91X/FM, which has insisted that Mexico placed no pressure on the station.
Jack Evans, regional vice president/programming for Jacor Broadcasting's stations in San Diego, characterized the Mexican government's actions against the Stern show as "concern, not pressure" to move it.
"As we were acquiring our radio stations from (previous owners) Noble, Nationwide, Gannett and Par, it was always our intention to realign the morning shows based on format compatibilities," said Evans.
While Stern's show clearly better fits Rock105/FM's male-dominated audience, the evidence indicates that Jacor had no choice but to move it to one of its other stations, one licensed by the U.S. government.
(Jacor's roster of San Diego stations includes Rock105/FM, KOGO/AM, KSDO/AM, KKBH/FM, Channel 93.3, KGB/FM, and KPOP/AM. In addition, it owns U.S. sales and marketing rights to 91X/FM and XTRA/AM, which are owned by Mexican businessman John Detmold. (He did not respond to repeated phone calls to his Rosarito Beach home.).
Why did the Mexican government -- officially, the country's Department of Radio, Television and Cinematography, located in Mexico City -- act to remove Stern from 91X/FM?
According to documents, the government was incensed at Stern's repeated anti-Mexican remarks, especially those during shows that aired late last year. The government charged that such remarks violated Mexican law.
"(The program) offends the essential human dignity . . . of people in our country (and) demerits the values of the Mexican nationality," reads the translated document.
It also states: "It is perceived in the absurd speech of Howard Stern the intention of generating the impression of intolerance and hostility of Mexicans toward Americans (that) contradicts the permanent effort of the government of our country to promote the cordial relations and growing flow of tourist travel."
On Dec. 20, according to the documents, he went on one of his characteristic rants, aimed against Mexico.
Sample comments included: "I think they should build a gigantic wall around the United States. . . . Illegal immigration is killing this country. We can't support them. We can't take care of them. . . . It's a disaster."
Stern then stated: "They hate us, and what have we done to Mexico? . . . I went there on my honeymoon and let me tell you, the hostility I felt. I was at Acapulco Princess (hotel). It's a swindle for tourists. They think you're dumb. They think you're going to get off of (the) bus and buy their trash they sell at the side of the road. Oh, the look they give you, a look (of), you disgusting American."
Then, according to the transcript, Stern made explicit comic references to "donkey shows" in Mexico.
Jacor's Evans said that Detmold, the station's owner, asked if Stern's show could be moved off 91X/FM. In addition, he said, some 91X/FM advertisers had expressed concerns.
"We looked at his concerns and the opportunities we had and it made sense to make the changes we did," said Evans.
Victor Diaz, who until recently was president of Z90/FM, a rival station to 91X/FM, said he was a major part of that effort. Several months ago, Diaz joined with a Spring Valley-based minister, the Rev. Samuel Fosu-Mensah, who has formed the activist group End Radio Air Smut Effectively (ERASE).
Diaz said he and the Rev. Fosu-Mensah went to the Mexican Consulate in San Diego, as well as to Mexico's Secretariat of Communications in Mexico City. Their complaint was that Stern's show contained indecent material that was offensive and harmful to youngsters who might be listening.
Diaz said he has contributed to ERASE, but he declined to say to what extent. In recent months, ERASE has taken out two half-page ads (costing approximately $5,000 each) in the Union-Tribune that decry "pornography" in local morning radio. (Five other local stations were cited, all owned by Jacor.)
"I support his organization because I believe that children shouldn't be exposed to that kind of filth," said Diaz.
Lourdes Sandoval, spokeswoman for the Mexican Consulate in San Diego, said, "We only voiced our concerns (about Stern to the Mexican Secretary of Communications). . . . In Mexico, it's very difficult to defend a Mexican radio station having a disc jockey making those kind of comments. It's insulting to our people and to our country."
According to a copy of a summons sent from Mexico's Department of Radio, Television and Cinematography to XETRA's attorneys, XETRA was cited for violating Mexican law, including "Article 5, Sections I, III and IV, and Article 63 of the Federal Radio and Television Law," among others.
Last week, Stern -- whose vulgar, combative style is part of his multimedia appeal on his syndicated radio show, his two best-selling books and a recent movie ("Private Parts") that's based on his career -- vowed that he plans "to take on" the leaders of ERASE. He then ridiculed a list of his alleged misdeeds, as printed in a recent ERASE fund-raising letter.
Stern's antics that day and every morning since May 1 were heard on Rock105/FM, a station operated and licensed in the United States.
Said Evans: "We have something here called freedom of speech. That's the difference."
JOHN FREEMAN can be reached by phone (619 293-2274), fax (619 293-2432)
and e-mail (
john.freeman@uniontrib.com).
My call to the Stern Show was prompted by the absence of "Best-Of" on Memorial Day, from our local affiliate, The End 106.7. The station simply decided to blow off BO and play music, brought to us by a dj named Kat. (I have tape, of course.) I spoke with Kat, who first stated that the station did not tell her anything about the substitution. However, I then weaseled out of her that she was told the show would be back on May 27. AND that this Stern Show decision was INTENTIONALLY delayed until their offices were closed for Memorial Day. In other words, if the Stern Show can't contact them to verify, it never happened. Phone numbers at the End: 504-260-1067 (request line) 504-524-5158 (office) 504-522-6544 (fax)Call or fax your complaints to the above phone numbers.
relations with a 47 year old flight attendant he has known for four years.
During the past 4 years, he's sustained contact with the woman mostly via
intimate telephone conversations. The first on the scene was Hard Copy,
showing up at K-Rock around 5am. Howard had vowed to stay out of television
media since saturating it for his movie promotion, but this was an
opportunity he couldn't pass up. While deciding whether or not to speak,
Robin said they should sympathize with Kathy Lee, something no one, not even
Kathy Lee, would expect from Howard. It was so funny! The camera crew came
in and taped Howard's scripted words on this scandal. He mentioned how
things sometime go wrong, and that he and his prayer circle would include
Kathy and Frank in their prayers. Be strong in your faith in God and all
will be well, something kooky like that. Not kooky to say religion is kooky,
just to hear Howard say it! Later in the day, he let American Journal and
Inside Edition in on the same response. For most of the country it should
air today (if your affiliate of the program carries it in the morning or
early afternoon).
Nobody here knows who I am," said Howard Stern. "They all think I'm Louis XIV." But the American radio host, his regal hairstyle visible from a distance of two blocks, has been drawing crowds at the 50th Cannes Film Festival, even though no one here has ever heard his show.
It doesn't hurt that a giant, inflatable Howard Stern which from a distance looks more like a giant, inflatable Sylvester Stallone wearing a Jaclyn Smith wig has been anchored in the bay all week.
Here to promote his autobiographical film "Private Parts," which opens in France and England in two weeks, Stern seems to strike Europeans as part lanky cowboy, part naughty kid and part heroic free speech advocate.
"I'd never heard of him before, but I thought his movie was everything 'The People vs. Larry Flynt' should have been but wasn't," said Geoff Andrew, the film critic of London's Time Out. "It's very funny and very outrageous. We have disc jockeys in Britain who try to be outrageous but they come off as rather pathetic -- just infantile, really."
Stern has his own explanation for his European acceptance. "Everyone in Europe hates the United States government, and the U.S. government hates me. So they should all like my movie."
The "Private Parts" party, to be held May 14 at the private beach of the posh Majestic Hotel, has become the festival's hottest ticket perhaps because of the widespread rumor that Stern will arrive sailing up on the beach accompanied by fireworks and a flotilla of strippers. Presumably, this is one
Cannes spectacle that will not require English subtitles.
(Clips courtesy Yahoo Entertainment News written by Don Groves...)
The New York Post reports Howard Stern's debut at the Cannes Film Festival is being greeted by a shrug of the shoulders and the question: Howard Who? The Post reports a number of people at the festival could not identify a photograph of the self proclaimed "king of all media." However, many remarked they would recognize him the next time they saw him because of his hair.
Howard Stern made his mark on the Cannes Film Festival yesterday when he turned up for a photo call at the Majestic Beach accompanied by three beautiful women in blue hot pants with see-through panels, fishnet stockings and halter tops emblazoned with "Private Parts" -- that's the movie he's plugging here.
It wasn't long before the three women dropped their tops and posed with Stern. Stern gave the crowd a de Gaulle salute and shouted, "Vive la France!" He then went on to explain that he knows only two other French expressions: "Les femmes sont belles" ("Women are beautiful") and "Howard Stern est cuckoo."
A confrontation was averted on Sunday when the "Private Parts" publicists acceded to police requests and removed a 40-foot, inflatable version of Howard that was hovering above the Mediterranean.
The reason? French President Jacques Chirac was arriving that evening for the official 50th anniversary celebration of the festival, and, sources tell us, they felt that it ruined the Cannescape. Cops even threatened to shoot it down.
Also while in France, Howard also met with executives to discuss the possibility of syndicating his radio show in France.
As far as a lack on consideration to the fans to announce that Best Of is on, Howard commented earlier in the month that he no longer wanted his stations to promote that fact, stating that whether or not Howard is on live makes no difference to the listeners - they will still listen.
(Portions ©1997 The NY Post [N.Y.P. Holdings Inc.] and UPI)
NEW YORK--(BUSINESS WIRE) -- USA Network has again pre-empted broadcast television by acquiring the exclusive network window of "Private Parts," the hit film based on Howard Stern's best-selling autobiography, from Rysher Entertainment. "Private Parts" will be available to USA Network in 1999, immediately following its pay television window.
The acquisition of "Private Parts" follows USA Network's other recent network window acquisitions of hit theatrical films, including "Casino," starring Robert DeNiro, Joe Pesci and Sharon Stone; "The Usual Suspects," starring Kevin Spacey and Gabriel Byrne; "Sudden Death," starring Jean-Claude Van Damme; "The Posse," starring Mario Van Peebles and Billy Zane; "Wagon's East," starring John Candy; "The Substitute," starring Tom Berenger; "Splitting Heirs," starring Eric Idle and Rick Moranis; and "Barb Wire," starring "Baywatch's" Pamela Lee.
"We love Howard's 'Private Parts'," said USA Network's Entertainment President Rod Perth, "and we know his ever-growing nationwide popularity makes this a great acquisition for USA Network. This is another example of our commitment to the aggressive pursuit of major theatrical titles as part of our overall programming strategy."
Starring Howard Stern, Robin Quivers, Fred Norris, Jackie Martling and Gary Dell'Abate as themselves, and Mary McCormack as Howard's wife, Alison, "Private Parts" offers an uncensored look at the life of America's number one radio talk show host, from his troubled childhood to his triumph as the "King of all Media." Comical and irreverent, Stern shares the heartbreak, angst and headaches of his unique metamorphosis from pathetic and despised geek to pathetic and despised American pop celebrity.
"Private Parts" was produced by Ivan Reitman for Paramount Pictures and Rysher Entertainment. USA Network is cable television's leading provider of original series and feature movies, sports events, children's animated programs, off network television shows and blockbuster theatrical films. USA Network is seen in over 70 million homes. USA's website is located at http://www.usanetwork.com
cause he'll "... always think of me as a kid..." intern, having been
there to watch John develop from dopey intern to the dopey dj. Howard
tried to back up his reasoning, but John refused to take it.
Continuing with that line of reason, John then went on about how whenever
he makes appearances Howard never mentions them on the air, yet when anyone
else on the show has one, they get immediate air time. John used Jackie
and Bababooey as examples, people he felt have done the same things
(making appearances and getting endless plugs) with no problem.
When John did "Baywatch Nights" Howard knew better than to promote it,
because it would only be free plugs for a show that "the guy from Howard
Stern's Show" is on. John felt this was a personal attack, since everyone
else's appearances always get a mention except his. Howard quickly pointed
out that John is no where near in the same league as them.
John attempted to use his new "radio career" as an example
of how he's good on his own, but that was quickly shattered by Howard, who
admitted to many "back-room" conversations with management which were more
than ready to fire John. John then shed light on the fact that he works
so hard screening phone calls for the show, and Howard let him know that even
a monkey could do that. References to other stupid things John's done
(like smoke pot and run up $2000 hotel bills during the Private Parts
premiere in LA, and screwing up his radio job) were brought up, only making
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Let's not forget Howard's literary genius that inspired the number one movie in the country, Private Parts the paperback best-selling book has returned to the top 20 spot of non-fiction books on the New York Times best-sellers' list, number 18 for February. USA Today's Book Sales list shows Stern climbing from #109 all the way up to #68.
Howard's King status can now also be describing syndicated TV. His "Making Of Private Parts" special which has been syndicated all over the country has been doing very well. Usually, "Making Of" specials are limited to cable movie channels like HBO. Howard decided on the syndication move because of the fact that it would reach more people than by airing it on one cable channel, and besides, most cable channels already produced their own Making of specials. Syndicated shows are shows picked up by local stations at their will, and the only payment is that they air the selected national commercials. Currently, this show has covered over 80% of the country - almost twice as much as Howard's E! Entertainment Television show reaches. See below for the air times for your city!
Thursday night (2/27) in New York was warm and balmy, perfect weather for an
event that will be remembered as the biggest movie premiere in history.
The event was covered on MTV and Howard's home on cable, E!
Entertainment Television, along with hundreds of US and international press.
Remarked by Billy Corgan from the Smashing Pumpkins as "more exciting than
being at the grammys", the star-filled extravaganza which seemed to have as
many celebrities among it as fans was held in New York's Madison Square
Garden amist all demographics as far as Stern fans go.
All this for the premiere of Private Parts, the comedic one-of-a-kind biopic
of Howard Stern, which after the concerts held
by the soundtrack-featured artists, was shown to the 6000+ audience on one of
the largest movie screens ever constructed.
The movie was shown in two sets, an early showing and then
again at midnight. One thing was common once the movie was over,
everyone liked it AND STERN! Not only did the movie appeal to the
die-hard Stern fan, encompassing key Stern historical moments and revealing
new insight on the
relationships between those involved, and having many Wack-Pack stand-ins and
inside jokes, but also to the non-Stern crowd and those who absolutely sware
him off just by name. This is the movie these people will never want to
watch, but once they do, they will be so glad that they did.
The only people who don't like this movie are the ones who
have not seen it! Its a good, heart-warming story that proves that
no matter what, if you keep trying and believe in yourself and have people
who believe in you, you will reach your goal.
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Fridays on Geraldo is 'Gossip Day.' He had that old yenta Cindy
Adams on. The Private Parts movie was brought up. Cindy sits there,
sulking in a sour puss. Mike Walker makes a comment and sticks up for
Howard ... Cindy, the old witch, was still brooding. Geraldo makes
mention of the delayed opening of Jedi due to the Private Parts debut
(next week.) Cindy snips, "All this proves is how far we sunk, not how
far he's (Howard) risen."
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CNN just reported stern will be endorsing his line of hair and eye
products. first book hype, then movie hype, now i can't wait to hear four
hours of why we should buy howie's hair products on the show. wake me up
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From the NY Post Web Page... News Section
Midtown traffic paralyzed
By JACLYN D'AURIA, PAUL STARICK
and TRACY CONNOR
Howard Stern mania descended on Madison Square Garden last
night as tens of thousands of the shock jock's rabid fans swarmed
the streets for the premiere of his movie, "Private Parts."
Midtown motorists were left paralyzed by Stern-lock, while the
self-proclaimed King of All Media arrived in a style that's usually
reserved for the pontiff.
Driving across West 31st Street in a bulletproof "Popemobile,"
Stern whipped the ecstatic crowd into a frenzy with a simple
wave.
The one-time Long Island loser shed a royal red robe to reveal a
snazzy Armani tux on his 6-foot-5 frame, accented with a white
silk scarf and red handkerchief.
"It's typically appropriate to have all my fans here because I made
the movie for you," he told the shrieking horde.
"I'm getting a little tired of Tom Cruise movies."
Pointing to his own mug, he added, "This is the face of
Hollywood."
The sea of wide-eyed Stern buffs exhorted the wild-haired K-Rock
morning man to appear in the buff.
Ripping off their shirts, they screamed out, "Show us your private
parts."
The raunchy superstar, who often jokes about being poorly
endowed, teased the mob -- touching his fly but staying zipped up.
he crushing crowd surged forward, desperately reaching for
Stern's outstretched hands when he took a walk along a red carpet
into the Garden.
That was right after their chants drowned out his performance of
"Great American Nightmare" with the metal band White Zombie.
Stern's acolytes lived up to their reputation for fanaticism.
"It's even better than getting married," said Jeff Taylor, 31, of
Glen Cove, L.I., about joining the horde for a glimpse of Stern and
a first peek at the biopic based on his best-selling book of the same
name.
Manhattan bass player Peter Wire, 30, stood in line for 12 hours
Tuesday for one of the 6,000 tickets to his outrageous idol's
extravaganza at The Theater at Madison Square Garden.
"There's no one who throws a party like Howard Stern. It's
unbelievable," he said. "It's a reason to rock and roll."
Many fans were keenly interested in two of their hero's favorite
subjects.
"I'm looking forward to seeing the lesbians and [tits]," said Long Island
resident Billy Schifrick.
"[Tits] and Howard -- that's what life is all about," Frank Turner of
Elizabeth, N.J., said.
For harried New Yorkers heading home at rush hour, the premiere
was a giant headache, with 31st and 33rd streets between Seventh
and Eighth avenues closed to traffic.
Mike Carmody, 38, of Massapequa, L.I., said it took 40 minutes to
crawl two blocks in his car.
"This is crazy. I never saw anything like this. I never saw so many
people at the same place at the same time," he said.
"Private Parts" chronicles Stern's not-so-meteoric rise from a
third-rate disc jockey to the nation's highest-paid radio performer.
The movie and Stern's portrayal of himself are getting good buzz,
and Paramount expects it to be its highest-grossing film this year.
The audience raved after the credits rolled at the end.
"After seeing this movie, I'm a convert. I never liked Howard
before this," said Brooklynite Dale Ashley, 35, who was dragged
to the screening by his girlfriend, a Stern admirer.
The celebrities attending the premiere included actors Kevin Bacon
and Tom Arnold, rapper LL Cool J, and crooner Tony Bennett.
"I think it's great they let a new face in Hollywood," Stern told the
crowd.
Surveying the hubbub, he noted, "This is almost like Hollywood in
New York. We must have done something right."
Copyright c1996, N.Y.P. Holdings Inc.
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Here's my review of the movie, dont worry, I'm not gonna ruin any
scenes for you by telling you exactly what happens. I say it's an UNBIASED review, let me explain. I'm a huge Howard fan, started listening to him the first day he simulcast into Philly (August 18,1986) and I've been listening avidly ever since. HOWEVER, I've always felt, as much as I love the radio show, his "outside" projects have often sucked--- for example, lets face it, Butt Bongo and The NY Eve Pagent were pretty stupid. Other than the Channel 9 show, which was brilliant TV, Howard has often let me down with his other products. In other words, even though I love Howard, I feel I'm not a blind 'robot fan,' I can be objective... So I went into the movie with [an] open mind... and I'm STOKED to say---- THE MOVIE IS FANTASTIC !!!!!!!!!!! It was way better than I hoped, let alone expected! I GUARANTEE it's gonna be a GREAT BIG FAT HUGE -- S M A S H -- HIT !!!! It was worth every minute of hype, I was completely entertained and enthralled. The only dissatisfaction I could possibly think of is---IT'S TOO SHORT!!!! I could have watched 2 more hours!!! And I am ready to bet right now they'll be a seqel, so I think I'll get my wish someday. I was rapt the entire time watching, and when I realized it was about to end, I was like, "Awwwww no.....!" When was the last time you felt that way about a movie?? ...After the movie, as everyone exited, there were staff asking, "What did you think of the movie, what did you think of the movie??" and writing everyone's comments. I was one of the last people out the door, and all I heard was acclaim and compliments. So I asked the guy taking notes, "Were there ANY negative comments at all," and he smiled and said, "Nope!" THERE WASN'T A SINGLE NEGATIVE REVIEW FROM A PACKED THEATER OF PEOPLE !!!!!! I had 10 passes, and everyone with me LOVED Private Parts. This includes everyone from my teenage cousin and his girlfriend, to my mother!!!!! Once the buzz gets out, I'm POSITIVE the movie will cross over and appeal to a very wide range of folks, not just rabid Stern fans. Howard is terrific. He was fascinating, kinetic, and hilarious. Robin never looked better, plus she's a surprising natural onscreen. Jackie is Jackie (you'll see what I mean), but the best was Fred. FRED IS AWESOME!!!! The plot is great, there are a million BIG laughs, the music is good, and I have to admit......I even shed a tear or two!!!!! There are some truly touching scenes that moved me. Howard's movie wife was EXCELLENT. Christ, the more I think about it, EVERYONE was good, from the Young Howie to Ben and Rae to all the radio vermin Howard has to overcome along the way. Tremendous casting. There are cameos, surprises, inside jokes, lesbians---- everything a Stern fan would want in a Stern movie, and more more more!!! I know I'm gushing, but I swear this is my honest appraisal. I'll be putting my money where my mouth is next weekend when it opens, because I'M GOING BACK TO SEE IT AGAIN, EVEN THOUGH I ALREADY SAW IT FOR FREE!!! Here's one interesting aspect regarding the story... some of the events in the movie don't seem to jive with my understanding of the history of the show. My knowledge of the show is based of course on listening to the radio for over 10 years, and reading the books Private Parts and Quivers, A Life. There are some discrepancies, i think. Now I will have to get my books out and reread them with new eyes! I wonder if the movie didnt take some liberties with reality, sort of a "Hollywoodization" of the truth for convenience and better storytelling. I cant wait for everyone to see Private Parts, so we can all discuss it specifically! PP talk will dominate this newsgroup for the next several months, I assure you. And one last note for the so-called Stern Haters and posers who pretend to dislike Howard (even though you follow his every move) ---- if you were hoping for Howard to fail with this film, best prepare for a bitterly sore disappointment, because PRIVATE PARTS IS AN OVERWHELMING SUCCESS !!!!! |
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PRIVATE PARTS Promotion
IN FULL SWING! |
Even if you have been living inside a cave, you may have noticed the
ever increasing promotion for Howard's soon-to-be HUGE movie, Private
Parts. As of this week, Howard has been featured in such publications as
MovieLine, The Globe, National Enquierer,
Rolling Stone, Billboard, and even has
written an article in March's Cosmopolitan (which I will add is a
great promotion and magazine seller!). His movie commercial is
airing on television stations now, ever increasing in frequency. Howard will
be appearing on almost every late night talk show this month. Radio
stations are already playing music from the movie's soundtrack, which will
fill Howard's music sector of his "King Of All Media" title. The
soundtrack will be out February 25th, and it's already being said to be a
huge seller. Howard Stern has, is, and always will be seen, conquering radio,
pay-per-view television, Late Night (Cable) TV, politics, home video, books
twice, and now MUSIC and HOLLYWOOD!! And, Howard's Movie web-site
http://private-parts.com received the
most hits for a movie web site in Paramount's WWW history. So,
for those who may not be fond of Howard and his material, you're probably
asking "why all the hype for such a loser?" Its not like fans of the show
haven't known about this great event, in it's making for the last five years.
What Howard (and Paramount Pictures) is doing is trying desperately to
convince the rest of the world, the people who shun Howard off just by
hearing his name or voice (like my mother for example), that this movie
IS NOT A JOKE. Private Parts, not even released, has been
critically acclaimed by all who have been lucky enough to
see pre-screenings, and these include fans, non-fans, reporters, media,
and people who didn't even know who Howard Stern
is. This movie will win your heart over for Howard no matter what you think
of him now. Please, give Howard a chance. Go see his movie!!! I guarantee
you will LOVE it. All this advertising for Howard isn't so you can say
"Look, there's that ShockJock! I can't stand him!". If he
wanted that response, you wouldn't be seeing so much of him. When Howard
wants to promote something, he will get his way and you will all go
see PRIVATE PARTS... hmmm, I mean, you will know it.
"Within a week after our relationship began, I knew I was going to
marry her. We would tell each other that we're going to be like those
old people, growing old together. And it was true. Every time I reject
another Penthouse pet, that vision gets sharper and truer."|
Sunday, January 12th was Howard Stern's 43rd birthday, or so it seems... I've heard more than enough rumors that Howard is really 44, so I did some research. I consulted the Ultimate FAQ which unfortunately doesn't exist anymore (its over 900k in text), and here's what I found... Howard Alan Stern was born on Jan. 12th 1954 to Ben [Bernard] (B. 1921) and Ray Stern (B. Oct. 22, 1927), in Roosevelt Long Island NY... Ok, simple math, 97-54=43. So, what ever rumors you are hearing aren't true! Happy 43rd Birthday Howard. This is your year! |
Picture courtesy of The Uzo Sternchat web page |
The SCENE: Howard's triumphant rally when he became #1 in NYC radio after
WNBC fired him. AC/DC (they were actually there and even jammed with
Howard between some takes), came out and played "Shook me all night Long."
As Howard, Gary, Jackie, Robin, Fred, and Alison, Ben and Rae watched,
everyone looked happy. Then, the pregnant Alsion's water breaks, and she
and Howard run off stage into a police car on their way to the hospital.
The entire cast of characters was there as "VIP extras": Janks, Melrose, Crackhead Bob, David Peel, Nicole Bass (scary), King of all Messengers, etc etc.
Jackie, Gary, Fred, and Robin were dressed circa 1985, while Howard was dressed as 1992 Howard. His wife was costumed to look preganant. So there was a bit of an anachronism...celebrating him being #1 in NY radio...but it being 1985. Anyway...who really cares
It was Betty Thomas' birthday today, so Fred lead everyone in a stirring rendition of Happy Birthday between takes. AC/DC jammed with Howard...they played "The Jack" as well as bits of a few other songs. Entertainment Tonight, MTV's Chris Connelly, E!, and Extra wewre all there to capture every moment.
Gary gave away great prizes to people between takes. We begged for Jokeman to tell some jokes, he finally told one about the kid asking his dad what a vagina looks like. As chants of F-Timmy's skull, F-blaze, and "give Gary some hay", went up, the mood was light and fun. Howard signed TONS of autographs.
Girls were asked to flash their breasts to the cameras. Jesus, what a day
I was able to take 27 pictures of the whole thing on a disposable camera. Those pictures will be posted on a web-site-to-be named later in the next 2 or 3 days.
It was a long day of filming, but it was well worth it. I was up in the very front, shook Howard's hand, and talked to Fred (he will have a gig with is band next saturday night, he says). It was AWESOME.
King of all Medical Students,
Bijan
Photo courtesy
Nick Stannard,
who just happened to be walking by with his Hi-8.
![]() | A couple of months ago, Fred tried playing a prank on the show, backfiring of course. Howard said Fred would never appear again being such a bad guest, and Fred decided to make a pact that he would always be 100% honest with the show from now on. Elephant Boy was allowed on with his girlfriend Mary, this time because he and Mary were going to set CrackHead Bob up with their friend who, according to what Howard heard, was willing to date him. She was reluctant. Anyway, Howard had something in store for Fred. Howard received a tape of Fred on a telephone dating service phone-mail looking for a couple in which the male was bisexual. Hearing shouts of "faggot" and "homo" and "faeg" from the background ambience and phone calls, Fred the Elephant Boy in a surprising moment admitted to taking part in bisexual behavior while he was in his twenties (He's 38 now). Still, he claimed that the phone call message was a joke. The call was really funny. Howard said Elephant Boy is now back on the "A" guest list thanks to this. |
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Howard and the crew (Robin, Fred, Jackie, Bababooey etc.) have returned from their Christmas / Winter vacation with lots of stories to tell. Robin was convinced by some friends to venture off to India. She flew the Concord to London, stayed in a hotel in London one night, flew British Airways (now her favorite airline) to India where she immediately admitted to herself how precious America really is. Getting lost, ripped off, and stuck in a 4 star hotel that looked identical to the shack they had her booked in the night before, Robin realized she had made a big mistake. As soon as she could get a "trunk-line" (phone) out of the country, she booked her flight and got the hell out, back to London where she enjoyed accomodations fit for a queen. Yusssssssss! Fred tried desperately to get along with his wife. A separation has been speculated for over 6 months now. Fred admits that things started going down the tubes the second he put his ring on her finger. Howard flew out to LA to do voice overs for his movie, and got to sit in on a test screening to watch moviegoers' reactions. He was very nervous. The fans were so enthusiastic and reacted to the movie so well, that Paramount cancelled the focus group polling, saying the audience showed that there's nothing wrong with it. It will be an awsome movie! Jackie and Bababooey, who the hell knows! I missed that part. I know that Gary watched the FOX New Year's Special where they imploded a building in Las Vegas, but when the countdown hit zero the lights went out and nothing could be seen. Howard saw it too. |
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Howard pays Tribute to
Tiny Tim Tiny Tim died last week (11-30-96) of a massive heart attack while performing on stage. His last words were, to his wife, "I don't feel so good", then he collapsed. Howard, who has had Tiny Tim on the show for over 10 years, payed tribute by playing old clips and singing a tribute song describing Tiny's funniest show moments, including when he admitted several personal notes such as his adult diapers, impodence, and cleanliness. Tiny is most well known for his novelty hi-pitched sung banjo music including his only hit "Tiptoe Through The Tulips". For more about this story, visit CNN.com |
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Howard Stern received a phone call asking
him to grade each of his employees. Here's the Howard Stern Report Card. |
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Today, Robin Quivers, co-host to the Howard Stern Show (for those who didn't
already know) turned 44 today (8-8-96 Thursday). Howard celebrated by
playing her theme song ("...take off your PJs, your mommy's a-slip. Daddy's
comin' in wit'a vaseline...") and complimenting her on her 20-ish appearance.
The gift Howard gave to his princess, in a small nice looking box, saying "wow", is a gold "Y" necklace. Further study of the jewelry reveals a crown. "What else would you get for royalty" said the jokeman. Robin thanked Howard with a hug, of course Howard wanted to feel her up instead. In other Robin news... |
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| It happened unnoticed. Over 2 years ago, Fred Leo Norris, upset with the fact that his mother had not named him the original name she chose, changed his name to Eric Fred Norris. Eric, the name she had originally chosen, was not given to him because it was the name of her ex-boyfriend before Fred's (Eric's) dad. The legal paperwork must have been a lot of work, but that did not stop Eric. What is a shock is that he told no one. Why? Fred's explanation is that everyone calls him Fred anyway and that it is easier for him because his bills are sent to Eric. His driver's license, credit cards, utilities, and other official things are listed with the name Eric Fred or Eric F. Howard's explanation is that Fred is insane. It was also disclosed that Eric's last name isn't Norris, but Nukis, a name that sounds like Mucus. |
Kathie Lee Gifford, talk show co-host, author and
singer, now is getting trashed by the media for something that she (should
have been and probably) was fully aware of. Dumbass. Her clothing line
sold in Wal-Mart, shirts for $9.92, was discovered to be made by underpaid
sweat-shop workers in Central America.
What's funny is when Kathie Lee denied it and mentioned that they are made in
the United States, a sweat shop was discovered not less than 2 miles from the
Live with Regis and Kathie Lee set. In an attempt to rectify the
situation and ultimately look good, Frank Gifford, Kathie Lee's ancient-aged
husband, went down to the sweat-shop and handed out $300 "gifts" (not
payments) to each employee. Of course he had a press agent along side him.
Can you say "Positive P.R."? (Photos courtesy of CNN)
| Oh boy. Here we go again.. Another bad made for TV movie combining the acting talents of stars from virtually every end of TV (From the Lawrence's to The Flash to The Larroquettes and almost to ER). "Deadly Web", the computer sci-fi thriller, was obviously written for channel surfers and middle-aged women who barely know a thing about computers (as I noticed barely any depiction of reality besides the AT&T based World Net). This was very apparent with the commercials for Women's Disposable Underwear and hemmoroid cream, both with women spokespersons. The movie is based on real events, but I think watching a reenactment of the real events would have been better, even without Robin's 4 minute max. on-screen appearance. Just like with Fresh Prince, NBC hit the jackpot this time, luring Howard Stern's audience into a 2 hour cross between "Sneakers" and "The Net". The only differences are that those were good movies and didn't have commercial breaks. Overall though, for a made-for-TV movie, I give it a C+. It could have been much worse, I'm sure... |
Here's the tally from the voting about Robin and "Death Web"...
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| About Grillo | He's uptight, young, not good looking, short, little "elf" kind of guy. Not really funny, pretty well known. |
| About Ralph | Sounds gay |
| About Stuttering John | No motivation. Lost the eye of the tiger. Lazy. Sits on his ass. |
| About Jackie | "Whatever Jackie does, don't do it." I let myself laugh sometimes, but not really funny. |
| About Fred | Such a dope. An enigma. |
That's right.
For the first time in history, Late Night talk show host David Letterman
appeared in Howard Stern's studio. Letterman's appearance was a payback to
Howard for cooperating throughout the years with him with Howard appearing
on Letterman's show. Dave felt it was time to return the favor. Many things
were brought up, including Dave's love life, his hair, his opinion of
his portrayal in the HBO movie "The Late Shift", Morty, Letterman's
appearance in Private Parts, Ideas "borrowed" from Howard on Letterman's
show including Richard Simmons and Howard's Mom, and their impending
friendship.
As far as his love life was concerned, Dave was reluctant to provide any
detailed information. He did
mention that he would like to get married and have children so he would have
someone "to pass the estate on to." When confronted on his hair, Dave took
off his baseball cap and let Howard tug on it, confirming its naturality.
The Late Show movie, in which the actor portraying Letterman had red hair,
was said to not even be seen or read by Letterman, however he was still upset
over the use of a red-haired character when his hair is in fact brown. The
interview was very comical, with Letterman telling his as-usual out of place
stories for a laugh, including one about his short-wave radio listening hobby.
One caller compared the event to last year when Howard went ape over Sally
Jesse Raphael and Robin's appearance, when Howard twisted the Microsoft
slander into "F. the skull of Sally Jesse Raphael." It was one of the
funniest and most entertaining Stern-events since then.
could be doing now. Howard, now overcome with success, called his first
girlfriend and constantly harrassed her about his stardom and her blunder of
dumping him. It was hilarious! Howard let her know that she could have
been his, and that because of what she did she wouldn't even be mentioned
in the movie. She mentioned her dissatisfaction with
his penis size and "sex" (as she could barely call it). Robin, now
realizing what she gave up, constantly questioned Howard about a second
chance. Alison, Howard's wife, called in and put Robin straight. "You had
your chance, honey." she said as the crowd of Stern show misfits oo-ed and
ah-ed. Let this be a lesson to all you women out there, that your guy may
become something great someday. If you dump him, then its only your loss...
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Oh bla dee, oh bla dah, life goes on
If one person didn't wanna feel this way, it had to be Corky (not his name but definitely his appearance). Corky called into the show Monday (3/18) to let Howard know about his Rocky relationship with his ex-wife and former Miss Howard Stern, Elayne Marx. Corky refuses to move on with his life, finding any excuse to see her. He used his daughter which proves this point, saying that when he receives her for visitation, Elayne sends her new boyfriend, a police officer to bring the 5 year old. He wants Elayne to come so he can see her and bother her even more! Corky says the police officer has been responsible for the last 7 times he's been jailed, and why his car was "sold" beneath him. He confirms this saying Internal Affairs was on the case, yet no charges have been filed against Elayne's new love and sex partner. Acknowledge and move on Corky. She's not worth it. |
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Jackie Martling cut down to size as Andrew Dice Clay ripped him a new a-hole about things including Jackie's failed attempts at success, after Jackie cracked at Dice's thining hair, but even before that Jackie made a joke about how Dice lost his TV show and was now crawling back. Dice said "even Nancy has to pan-handle to make money for you" and "Still Making CD's in the basement?" among other things while plugging his upcoming HBO special "Assume The Position". |
Responses:
Divorce Her: 97
Don't Worry: 36
Kill Her: 33
Other: 38
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| HOLLYWOOD (CNN) - Self-appointed fashion critic Mr. Blackwell tossed a gender-bender into his annual worst-dressed list released Tuesday. Radio personality Howard Stern, who appeared in drag on the cover of his best-selling book "Miss America," tops this year's ranking of worst-dressed list. "Let's face it, Howard's 'Miss America' drag looks like Godzilla impersonating Gypsy Rose Lee," said the acerbic guru of haute couture, who has appeared in the controversial talk show host's syndicated radio program. Asked why a man topped the list of the worst-dressed women, a spokesperson for Blackwell said if Stern dressed like a woman, he could be judged as a woman. He also pointed out that U.S. comedians Milton Berle and Flip Wilson had made previous lists. In fact, another male star who appeared on screen in drag -- Patrick Swayze -- came in for lavish praise. " ... One of the most beautiful visions of the year turned out to be Patrick Swayze in 'To Wong Foo ...' Go figure," Blackwell said. |
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Stuttering John Getting Married On January 3, 1996 Stuttering John made the daring move to barge onto the airwaves interrupting Howard and Robin's Kathie Lee Christmas Special review to make the following announcement. Howard... I'm getting married. John will be marrying his girlfriend. He says he's been planning this since July. "I love kids" John said as he included the fact that his girlfriend is now three months pregnant. Howard and the crew made sure to welcome John to the End of your life club... |
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Did anyone miss Letterman Wednesday Dec. 20?
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If you saw Howard's Tonight Show appearance Thursday November 30
then I guess you saw that Jay Leno thinks he knows what we shouldn't see.
Besides limiting our view of Howard's incredible stunts, including